Wearing a Speedo at the Drive-Thru

[Rupert]

Yesterday I wore my speedos while going through the drive-thru at a local food establishment. Got some nice looks from the girl employee.

[akita]

That's pretty creepy dude. Not sure she wanted to see that. In fact, she probably didn't.

[speedoboi]

That's pretty creepy dude. Not sure she wanted to see that. In fact, she probably didn't.

I have to agree with akita, that was a creepy thing to do.

[scott1636]

I don't see any problem with it at all. She didn't see anything that she wouldn't have seen at the beach or pool.

[Justin88]

I'm guessing that unless you were driving a Mazda Miata with the top down or another open sports car that rides really lowwwww, she probably only saw your bare chest. And I could be wrong, but women seem to like mens chests if they look okay...more than bulges I'd guess.

In South Florida you see guys bare-chested in board shorts just walking down the street. if you wore your speeds in the car at a drive-up, I don't think people would notice ... particularly in the beach towns. Probly different up north if everyone else is bundled up to keep from freezing. you'd kind of stand out there I guess.

[Rupert]

Ok, it was a hot day, I was still wet from the pool, and I don't think much of a bulge was visible. My friend used to work at an Arby's where a naked man would often come in or use the drive-thru. That is a bit creepy.

[speedoboi]

Ok, it was a hot day, I was still wet from the pool, and I don't think much of a bulge was visible. My friend used to work at an Arby's where a naked man would often come in or use the drive-thru. That is a bit creepy.

Lately the stress has been taking its toll on me and I haven't been expressing myself very well. You weren't naked, so it really wasn't a creepy thing to do. It was weird but courageous. My apologies for being hard on you. It was uncalled for on my part.

[speedoboi]

When I was at a hot springs resort in Brazil, I was very horny the day I arrived. I wore my aussiebum leaugue swim wear but I couldn't leave my room until a hotel employee came to my room since My towels were missing. I didn't care who came, male or female (male would have been interesting) I was only in my aussiebums. I answered the door, she was a bit startled and I was semi hard but visible. I felt good and she didn't make a fuss.

[NorthSouth]

No matter what, I wouldn't do such thing. Apart from the fact that it wouldn't give me any pleasures, I consider the doors of my car as gateways to public space. Maybe I'd think about in what situation I'd be when getting involved in a collision, how minor it may be. Or a routine police check. Or imagine, your battery being dead all of a sudden.

I want to be in control, I guess! Call me dull, if you please.

[Justin88]

No matter what, I wouldn't do such thing. Apart from the fact that it wouldn't give me any pleasures, I consider the doors of my car as gateways to public space. Maybe I'd think about in what situation I'd be when getting involved in a collision, how minor it may be. Or a routine police check. Or imagine, your battery being dead all of a sudden.

I want to be in control, I guess! Call me dull, if you please.

you're right. The doors are gateways to public space. So the key thing is to keep them closed if you have speeds on, I guess. Except at the beach.

[Justin88]

When I was at a hot springs resort in Brazil, I was very horny the day I arrived. I wore my aussiebum leaugue swim wear but I couldn't leave my room until a hotel employee came to my room since My towels were missing. I didn't care who came, male or female (male would have been interesting) I was only in my aussiebums. I answered the door, she was a bit startled and I was semi hard but visible. I felt good and she didn't make a fuss.

I would have put on some board shorts before answering the door, I think.

[speedoboi]

When I was at a hot springs resort in Brazil, I was very horny the day I arrived. I wore my aussiebum leaugue swim wear but I couldn't leave my room until a hotel employee came to my room since My towels were missing. I didn't care who came, male or female (male would have been interesting) I was only in my aussiebums. I answered the door, she was a bit startled and I was semi hard but visible. I felt good and she didn't make a fuss.

I would have put on some board shorts before answering the door, I think.

Please remember Justin88, I was in BRAZIL, not in North America. I guess tyhe front desk didn't tell her that I was headed to the pool. I told the front desk that I wasn't interested in waiting too long for mmy towels. Besides, I thanked her for being prompt and she said, (in Portuguese), "You're welcome."

[NorthSouth]

I didn't care who came, male or female (male would have been interesting) I was only in my aussiebums. I answered the door, she was a bit startled and I was semi hard but visible. I felt good and she didn't make a fuss.

I would have put on some board shorts before answering the door, I think.

Please remember Justin88, I was in BRAZIL, not in North America. (...) Besides, I thanked her for being prompt and she said, (in Portuguese), "You're welcome."

I have to agree with Justin88. No matter where on the globe, I think it is impertinent, opening the door being semi hard but visible and obviously very well aware of it. Personally I see that as a provocative behaviour. And that the staff lady said de nada only shows she is a professional.

[speedoboi]

I have to agree with Justin88. No matter where on the globe, I think it is impertinent, opening the door being semi hard but visible and obviously very well aware of it. Personally I see that as a provocative behaviour. And that the staff lady said de nada only shows she is a professional.[/quote]

Please understand that she did not say "de nada." I am also a professional interpreter/translator. In Portuguese she said, "O prazer foi meu." Literally she said in English, "It was my pleasure/The pleasure was all mine." The English expression, "you're welcome," is an idiomatic expression which cannot be translated literally. The proper translation for 'you're welcome' would be 'It was my pleasure/the pleasure was all mine. When we welcome someone, we feel pleased. I am bilingual, English-Portuguese. If she indeed said "de nada" then I would have used a different translation. She was professional no doubt. But I didn't care if she stared or "accidently" touched my bulge. Like I said, I was horny, but I never provoked. Everyone in Brazil knows that a bulge is normal when wearing sungas, swim briefs or speedos or aussiebums.

[NorthSouth]

Then my sources must be wrong, though coming from a Portugese lady. But that's not the point for me going into linguistics. If she did touch you - and that spices up your story even more - I take my words back about her being professional. Only you've had a good time.

[david30101]

But a woman answering the door in her bikini is completly alright??..Why are women alowed and us guys cant and be accused of sex crap..Its only swimwear..