Lifeguards should wear just speedos

[speedodemon]

Just something I've often hoped for but have not seen at the pools I use. Lots of speedos in the water but not among the staff, although sometimes a lifeguard strips off the shorts and polo shirt to do laps - nice!

To be fair these ones are in a park and drinking beer but I felt an illustration was needed.

[hpfny]

.....let's hope that all of that beer-drinking doesn't turn them into a bunch of fat, beer-gutted sloths and ruin their obviously ideal speedo bodies. (just sayin')