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Speedo Birthday! :)
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:21 pm
by bigjay
Hey boys,
What would be a good gift to give to someone over the internet for their birthday? I know someone who has a birthday coming up but can't see them in person so I wonder what to do
Re: Speedo Birthday! :)
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:39 pm
by Scotty
e-mail me their address and I will present myself at their door naked with a big bow around my cock and balls (assuming we are talking about the same person here BJ ... lol)
Re: Speedo Birthday! :)
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:47 am
by SpeedoMike
a singing telegram?
Re: Speedo Birthday! :)
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:47 pm
by Scotty
lol - well I wasn't going to sing ... maybe dance a little, though ...
Re: Speedo Birthday! :)
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:40 pm
by Scotty
Jace - I will dance for you with no tip required ....
Well .... maybe a bj afterwards .... (and no, NOT THE BJ ....)
Re: Speedo Birthday! :)
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:43 pm
by SpeedoMike
if he acts like a "two-bit whore", give him a roll of quarters! 
(for the unknowing, slang for a (US) quarter is "two-bits")