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i just want to know what is the weirdest thing that you have shoved up your ass with or without a partner?

For me it was when i was having sex with my boyfriend and he took a banana and then shoved it up my ass. And it hurt like hell but it felt good. :D

Then i shoved a remote control (one of those thick square ones, not the flat skinny ones) up his ass and he loved it!!!

Then we continued having sex with those things up our asses. It was great.

One of the best sex expirence we had and we did it again the day after lol.

So that is my story what is yours?

guess I'm not as adverturous as I thought. Did the TV change channels when he came???

Not a good idea, young man.

You can do a lot of damage down there. Best stick to a natural size!

Sorry about moaning, but being older and in the medical field, I feel obliged to.

Experiment, yes, but the only way you will know if you have shoved something too big up there is when you rupture your rectum, a whole lot of blood rushes out and you end up with a colostomy. So stick to objects that are within the normal erect penis size, to be safe

M

"Mieux vaut prévenir que guerir".

"Mieux vaut prévenir que guerir".

Thank you Wil, and for those of you who need help... literally translated that means "prevention is better than a cure" however, it may be better translated idiomatically to the more common...

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

Which can be true in sooo many ways ....

Thank you very much Scotty for your correction.

I was afraid to write a nonsense, about this very important subject wich is health.

and, for " ... wich can be true in so many ways..."

( I had forgotten to write yesterday night).

Other than a dick (which is weird for straight guys?) nothing really.

I agree with M, and also working in the medical field feel obligated to spout of a warning against it.

banana and a carrot

oh and my friends cock sometimes, he gets confused on and off so i help him

I've gone with pens and lube bottles.

I tried a bottle of coke once but the edges on the end were a bit rough.

And the occasional penis of course.


Dave

Yoou just gave me an idea - a golf club....

The handle end of course - it is the right height. Now I just need someone on their knees in front of me.... any takers?


Dave

DaveSpeedoEvans wrote:And the occasional penis of course.
Dave

Only occasional, Dave? lol

golf1234 wrote: Then i shoved a remote control (one of those thick square ones, not the flat skinny ones) up his ass and he loved it!!!

I think you were lucky that you got the banana.

Good thing you didnt get hurt.

-j

wil wrote:"Mieux vaut prévenir que guerir".

Merci Wil. Vous avez raison.

-j

I don't consider it adventurous sticking objects such as golf clubs or remote controls or even fruits and vegetables up your butt. The potential damage outweighs the so-called satisfaction. A penis or finger, ok. But that also depends on the size of the penis and thickness.

That's just my opinion.