Underwear competition at Stonewall Hotel. (Sydney)

[speedoguy_23]

For the last three weeks there has been a underwear competition at the Stonewall Hotel here in Sydney (about a two minute walk or a five minute crawl if you crawl home on your hands and knees lol) from the building I manage. Well 90% of the guyz who are my tenants are out gay guyz the other 10% I'm still trying to figure them out as I always catch them watching me or when they've had a few too many drinks, the straight boy line if I was gay, I'd go out with a guy like you line (most of us heard that line before). Two of my tenants Chris and his boyf Gary asked if I noticed the huge large bulge in Pauly's another tenants pants (of course,I did so has ever guy that lives here). Pauly's 'Was' a quiet country boy from the Central Coast and since he's moved to Sydney and befriended me he's never had so much fun in his life . I convinced Pauly that he'd win the Underwear competition hands down if he entered and the main prize for the competition is a trip for two to New York. So I entered him into the competition unknowing to him I did this for Chris and Gary and every other guy in the building I run to see Pauly in a small white Aussiebum speedo and underwear. When he went around bragging to the guyz in the building "Riley entered me in the Stonewall underwear competition" My boyf Jason and the other guyz said I was a wicked bitch and I'd be the only one to ever get Pauly in a speedo on a stage in front of a large crowd of screaming queens. Well I had to get him ready for it telling him to speak deeply when he was asked questions and walk very manly with his head up like he owned the place. Well when Pauly came out on the stage the Drag Queens comparing the event were both shell shocked as was the crowd. One Drag Queen only could say repeatedly "OH MY GOD" with eyes popped out of its head. The other was just as stunned staring at Pauly's huge bulging speedo and said "HE BROUGHT HIS OWN MICROPHONE" Well Pauly had a lot of cheers and backing from all my tenants. When the questions were asked Pauly answered them in a real butch voice until he was asked who convinced him to enter the competition. Pauly said in his normal soft little voice "MY FRIEND RILEY DID!" The Drag Queen asked"WHERE IS RILEY." Of course everyone pointed at me so did a spotlight.The Drag Queen then said "HOLY ****ING SHIT, YOUR THE GUY WHO CONVINCED ME TO DO DRAG!" Then the Drag Queen, (Mark as a Boy) began telling the other Drag Queen and the crowd how he had his first crush on me and within a week of befriending me, he came out to his family and I got him his first boyfriend and he did a drag show in Polly's Folly's at the Albury . Poor Pauly was stunned standing on the stage all confused. My boyf Jason fell to the floor crying laughing and said Riles how many other guyz have I done this too, he thought Pauly was the first and didn't realize there were others. The other Drag Queen was laughing so much makeup melted on its face and couldn't look at at Pauly and Mark the Drag Queen on stage without cracking up. The Drag Queen then said as she laughed with her arm arm around Pauly "DON'T WORRY HONEY RILEY COULDN'T MAKE YOU DRESS IN DRAG THERE'S FAR TOO MUCH TO TUCK UNLESS YOU STUCK YOU DICK UP YOU ASS" Everyone in the Stonewall broke out laughing. Then she asked Pauly his question and after all the humiliation of standing on a stage in a small white Aussiebum speedo. Pauly answered like a trained parrot with what I told him to say. His question was "IF DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND,WHAT IS A BOYS BEST FRIEND". Pauly answered "LUBE AND A GUY IN A AUSSIEBUM SPEEDO." Well the other guyz who came out all didn't get the same response as Pauly. As usual it was rigged so the barman won the heat. The owner of Aussiebum gave Pauly a prize for doing it a large bottle of Moet and a years full gold membership to the gym. He also gave me and all the guyz who came along from where I live a voucher for Aussiebum, after Pauly told him I told him what to say. Well as he handed me the voucher he whispered I should of gone into the competition,I could have won it. Oh well there is always next year.
Riley

[bigjay]

Riley that was a great story. It would have been great to be there and see all that. So your boyfriend has the same name as me hun?!
Jay

[Matt]

Riley- You should have gone for it too!Matt