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Wife is wondering if you guys have any "fun" ideas for stuff she can make me do in just a speedo? (and it can be ideas that would only be "fun" from her point of view)

You could change a lightbulb, or wash the dishes

NJFrenchy wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:00 pm

You could change a lightbulb, or wash the dishes

good idea, keep them coming folks (her imagination in matters like this is....lacking..lol.)

Gardening. The front yard especially.

Working out


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Washing the car is my favourite.

...:::sam:::... wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:15 pm

Washing the car is my favourite.

I have washed my car in square cut suits before. I may have to try my new arigreben suit this summer.

Cheers guys much appreciated

Hey, m8. Here are some ideas many women consider "foreplay" in general. Add the swim briefs and you up the ante.
Laundry / ironing
Dishes
Food prep (caution: hot oil popping and sputtering on your bare upper body hurts)
Taking out trash
Empty, clean and organize a kitchen cabinet
Deep clean a bathroom (careful not to get bleach on your swim trunks)

Also: Give your wife a massage -- include candles, relaxing spa music and aromatic oils

Enjoy!

...:::sam:::... wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:15 pm

Washing the car is my favourite.

Do you pretend to be one Miss Jessica Simpson, replete with sexy dance moves, as you do it?

blueflinch wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:07 pm

...:::sam:::... wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:15 pm

Washing the car is my favourite.

Do you pretend to be one Miss Jessica Simpson, replete with sexy dance moves, as you do it?

Well he does have the right colour swimwear thats for sure....might make him some money online, sure he'd get plenty of views doing speedo re-enactments of bikini music videos, this one for starters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

landoffrozensheep wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:08 pm

blueflinch wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:07 pm

...:::sam:::... wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:15 pm

Washing the car is my favourite.

Do you pretend to be one Miss Jessica Simpson, replete with sexy dance moves, as you do it?

Well he does have the right colour swimwear thats for sure....might make him some money online, sure he'd get plenty of views doing speedo re-enactments of bikini music videos, this one for starters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

At the beginning of that video, she was hammering, turned to the camera and missed the nail ... made me catch my breath

I vote for the Speedo carwash,, and , tell her to invite all her girlfriends with their cars.

Tell her price of wash is one beer each. What kinds of beer do you all favor over there?

Red^^Speedo wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:03 am

I vote for the Speedo carwash,, and , tell her to invite all her girlfriends with their cars.

Tell her price of wash is one beer each. What kinds of beer do you all favor over there?

Problem is my wife's "girlfriends" are everywhere bar here, beer isn't my tipple of choice (tbh I haven't drunk anything in 2 years bar a couple of premixed drinks over xmas (and literally 2 over the whole of xmas)

Beer is a real mix though across the UK, everything from lagers, ales, stouts and a whole bunch of other things even some more out there stuff like tangerine porter etc

I suppose cleaning the house in speedos would go down well with the missus for most blokes? She might even become more tolerant of one's speedo habit?

blueflinch wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:45 pm

I suppose cleaning the house in speedos would go down well with the missus for most blokes? She might even become more tolerant of one's speedo habit?

she doesn't mind them in my case, she's north american (deliberately keeping things vague) and in a conservative area (though mine wasn't much better, mother with a mindset stuck somewhere about 1930 something at the latest..) so wasn't something my wife was used to seeing, but she's gotten used to them over the years and now thinks they suit me and that swimshorts ain't a good look on me....I also have quite a collection, rule was you buy them, you wear them, so they are all I generally wear as underwear...

landoffrozensheep wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:55 pm

she doesn't mind them in my case, she's north american (deliberately keeping things vague) and in a conservative area (though mine wasn't much better, mother with a mindset stuck somewhere about 1930 something at the latest..) so wasn't something my wife was used to seeing, but she's gotten used to them over the years and now thinks they suit me and that swimshorts ain't a good look on me....I also have quite a collection, rule was you buy them, you wear them, so they are all I generally wear as underwear...

1930s? Your mum sounds like quite a character!

I'm going out on a limb here, and forgive me if I am overstepping, but how about swimming? From what I understand that may have been an original use for Speedo™ brand swimwear (and swimming briefs like them).

BozeHawk wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 17, 2020 4:55 am

I'm going out on a limb here, and forgive me if I am overstepping, but how about swimming? From what I understand that may have been an original use for Speedo™ brand swimwear (and swimming briefs like them).


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Yeah but why do what others expect? And there's only so much swmming can be done (and only so many months of the year when its warm enough to swim outdoors...swimming in a giant bath of bleach in amongst other folks filth (yes in the UK some people still treat the public pool as their monthly "bath" (being other wholly averse to soap and water - "I'm boosting my immune system), not helped by councils still referring to them "swimming baths"), urine and worse....no thanks)

How about just staying in for the day + night, if she's there too? Plenty of Saturdays where my wife and I are home all day doing stuff together and separate, in nothing but my speedo. At night, hang out on the couch and watch whatever she wants on TV with a glass of wine, speedo. You get the idea.

Yard work
Mopping
Old the dish washer
Wash the car
Watch tv
Race
Wrestle
BBQ
Hike