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Anaconda
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:17 pm
by Norfcountryboy
Newspaper story this morning in Metro, Jason Derulo singer/actor had a photo of himself taken down of Instagram for visible dong outline in square leg trunks, which he called his Anaconda photo. Didn't stop the paper printing the picture I'm pleased to say! The man himself pointed out they're happy to host pictures of girls busting out of thongs. I guess it's a back handed complement that sites like Instagram think the male bod is a potent threat still but the female body is a kind of wallpaper.

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:01 pm
by Scottiebum
Shock horror! Men have something in their shorts!!

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:05 pm
by beachg0y
Scottie, wait -- WHAAAT?!!?
Re: Anaconda
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:25 pm
by blueflinch
I guess we men should feel flattered? The faintest outline of our dongs is so terrifyingly virile and potent and sexual it's considered worthy of censorship?
Obviously, someone complained for the pic to be singled out in this way. I wonder if Mr Derulo was all that conscious of the penis outline when he posted the image? Maybe he just wanted to show off his mad rig and the light emphasised his meat as a happy coincidence?
BTW, I'm all for anaconda pictures. I hope they become a new trend - penile outlines in workout gear!

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:52 am
by ...:::sam:::...
Instagram tightened up their policy a little while ago. That picture doesn't break their rules, but it will have been computer culled probably becuase of the flesh, and then when appealed the judgements of the people who check it vary a lot! I've had pics that are good knocked back and then I've uploaded again a little later and they've been accepted when appealed.
Re: Anaconda
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 2:13 pm
by blueflinch
...:::sam:::... wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:52 am
Instagram tightened up their policy a little while ago. That picture doesn't break their rules, but it will have been computer culled probably becuase of the flesh, and then when appealed the judgements of the people who check it vary a lot! I've had pics that are good knocked back and then I've uploaded again a little later and they've been accepted when appealed.
Ah. okay. So they just flag skin automatically? Derulo's pic might not break any rules, but I guess it is "rude" - at least to fans of his with dirty minds!

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:51 am
by speedoboi
I used to have a Facebook account that was deactivated because of my pictures - my bulge was quite visible. Apparently it was their second warning and they denied my appeal to reinstate my account.
Re: Anaconda
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:50 pm
by blueflinch
speedoboi wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:51 am
I used to have a Facebook account that was deactivated because of my pictures - my bulge was quite visible. Apparently it was their second warning and they denied my appeal to reinstate my account.
Ah, speedoboi, you have my deepest sympathies. Honestly, what's wrong with people these days? Bulges are great! Who doesn't want a splash of eye candy to brighten up their day?

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2019 8:43 pm
by speedoboi
Yet they still have groups called National Speedo Day & Star Spangled Speedo which states: "This page is for adults only.
Please don't invite anyone here that you know to be underaged. Photos shared can be erotic in nature so it's not suitable for work or public spaces. Don't report photos to FB! come to admin."
Re: Anaconda
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 6:33 pm
by Aircat
speedoboi wrote: ↑Fri Dec 27, 2019 8:43 pm
Don't report photos to FB! come to admin."
The problem with Facebook is that they still bot and random human review pictures in private groups, so even when not reported they get taken down when they detect them.
Discord seems the most functional place for uncensored groups now. There are no problems as long as nothing is questionable age.
Re: Anaconda
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:46 am
by fbanks
All I can think … Damn! that's a hot pic!!!
Re: Anaconda
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:51 pm
by blueflinch
Honestly, I find all this censorship stuff confusing. I seen a mate years ago on FB posed in his undies and a t-shirt. Not sexual per se. But do you want your potential boss to see 22-year-old you in your undies?

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:05 pm
by Thom
Scottiebum wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:01 pm
Shock horror! Men have something in their shorts!!

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:07 pm
by Thom
blueflinch wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:51 pm
Honestly, I find all this censorship stuff confusing. I seen a mate years ago on FB posed in his undies and a t-shirt. Not sexual per se. But do you want your potential boss to see 22-year-old you in your undies?
My department manager fancies me a bit. She might!
Of course, when I was 22, photography had yet to be invented.

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:11 pm
by Thom
speedoboi wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:51 am
I used to have a Facebook account that was deactivated because of my pictures - my bulge was quite visible. Apparently it was their second warning and they denied my appeal to reinstate my account.
I wish they paid such strict attention to Russian trolls.
Re: Anaconda
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:25 pm
by ...:::sam:::...
speedoboi wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:51 am
I used to have a Facebook account that was deactivated because of my pictures - my bulge was quite visible. Apparently it was their second warning and they denied my appeal to reinstate my account.
Thats mad. There are loads of sports people on FB and Insta in speedos. I've never had an issue with that, but to add context, they are all professional photos while in competition.
Re: Anaconda
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 8:41 pm
by blueflinch
...:::sam:::... wrote: ↑Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:25 pm
Thats mad. There are loads of sports people on FB and Insta in speedos. I've never had an issue with that, but to add context, they are all professional photos while in competition.
That would be my dream job - working for an internet giant, deciding what constitutes a "legitimate picture" and what constitute an "erotic picture"!

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:29 pm
by ...:::sam:::...
blueflinch wrote: ↑Wed Jan 01, 2020 8:41 pm
...:::sam:::... wrote: ↑Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:25 pm
Thats mad. There are loads of sports people on FB and Insta in speedos. I've never had an issue with that, but to add context, they are all professional photos while in competition.
That would be my dream job - working for an internet giant, deciding what constitutes a "legitimate picture" and what constitute an "erotic picture"!
The backup folder would be incredible!

Re: Anaconda
Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2020 1:51 pm
by blueflinch
Yup.
