Text Exchange With My Wife
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:26 pm
So I was visiting a friend of mine in Florida, and he and his wife have a pool, and I had the following text exchange with my wife (who wasn't there, obviously).

My wife and I are going on a beach vacation in May, which is what I was referring to. If my pretty conservative in-laws weren't going to be there with us, I might just "accidentally" leave my board shorts at home and only wear a speedo on the beach. I've found a YMCA with a lap pool at our vacation spot, so my wife knows I'll have a speedo with me for exercise purposes. But before you guys offer too many encouraging words, let me just say that she was being sarcastic.
But maybe- just maybe? There's a chink in her armor? One can only hope...

My wife and I are going on a beach vacation in May, which is what I was referring to. If my pretty conservative in-laws weren't going to be there with us, I might just "accidentally" leave my board shorts at home and only wear a speedo on the beach. I've found a YMCA with a lap pool at our vacation spot, so my wife knows I'll have a speedo with me for exercise purposes. But before you guys offer too many encouraging words, let me just say that she was being sarcastic.
But maybe- just maybe? There's a chink in her armor? One can only hope...