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So my wife went to pick up some Pizza tonight for the family and once in a while I like to smoke a cigar or two. So I called my wife and while she was on her way back to ask her to pick up two black and milds for me and instead this came out of my mouth.

"Hey babe can you pick up two speedos for me at the fast station........ummmmmi mean two black and milds."
There was a long awkward silenced and I was so embarrassed I couldn't help but laugh lol.

Like something out of a movie hahahaha how obsessed must I have been because while she was out getting the pizza I was trying out two different speedos lol.

So did you end up speedos or cigars? (lol)

I ended up smoking a cigar in my speedos!

My wife loves when I wear them and loves to show me off.

The other day she told a bunch of teenage boys that I tan with her in my speedos and they were all dead quiet for like 10 seconds, then they all just went on their way.

I think their scared of me lol.

Nice combination Rico, and I have too enjoyed a nice cigar, while wearing a nice speedo, very relaxing, but you have the better enjoyment of enjoying both with a great women (I think she's great being with you all the way!).

And dude, don't you think you WOULD intimidate a teenager?!? I think you could even intimidate a linebacker!