Lamest Place You've Insisted on Wearing a Speedo

[sf_castro]

Now, speedos can easily be justified at the swimming pool or the beach as a different but understandable choice of swimwear. But what is the lamest place you've ever insisted on wearing a speedo? Maybe it was when you were running through a sprinkler with some friends, or during a water gun fight at the family's 4th of July barbecue? You know, those times when maybe you could justify putting on swimwear, but you chose the speedo even though you knew it was kind of overkill. Bonus points for being the only one in skintight spandex at the time.


For me? It was earlier today, in the kiddie pool in my grandparents' backyard. Yup, all of 4" of water and I still slapped on the Aussiebums for my hours of 'fun' in the sun. (Before anyone thinks I'm too pathetic, my younger siblings were splashing around in the inflatable, dolphin-shaped thing first, and asked me to get in with them. Being the loving older brother I am, I agreed, though I bypassed the choice of swim trunks without a thought and grabbed my most comfy undies-lookin' swimwear before hopping in.) Yup, middle of my American, christian gramps' yard, I was parading around in what was essentially my skivvies. Luckily (for me) they laughed it off and actually found my choice of attire somewhat endearing I think. My flimsy excuse was that I was working on a tan. And, chances are, I'll be working on my tan tomorrow too!

[swimmerboy]

When I was younger, I used to play in the front yard with the garden hose wearing nothing but speedos...

More recently, I would say the lamest place would be the hot tub at my apartment.

[paspeedo1]

Car wash at church in Jr high.

You had a car wash at church?? This story needs to be told!!

[PACSWMMR]

To the park for Frisbee Golf. It was a hot day, and I wanted to work on the tan. And there have been other places

[Justin88]

Just a lame carwash by our jr high church group that did a whole lot better once the guys slipped into speedos to wash cars.( girls idea not mine.) The ministers weren't happy put we sent alot of kids to camp that summer and introduced me to dating a college man.

{sigh} My church youth group did car washes but never like that. Your one lucky dude Jace.

[Justin88]

To the park for Frisbee Golf. It was a hot day, and I wanted to work on the tan. And there have been other places

Whats Frisbee Golf? Were other guys in speedos? (I know... you do live in California...)

[Matt]

At a retirement home teaching old men and women to swim. I split the back seam out of my suit and nobody told me all day.

[Justin88]

At a retirement home teaching old men and women to swim. I split the back seam out of my suit and nobody told me all day.

Crazy.....

[Scotty]

At a retirement home teaching old men and women to swim. I split the back seam out of my suit and nobody told me all day.

haha now if I had been there and seen that, Matt - I would have definitely given you a "poke" to let you know

[Matt]

Making sure I'd cum out in the front of my suit too?