Today and last Wednesday I was in the locker room at the local Y and was pleasantly surprised to find a young'n in there, toweling off in his Speedo. I say young'n, but I'm guessing 18/19 by his height and strong build. This is really a bad idea for me to be standing beside him as it generally causes an erection (me, not him). It looks like he's wearing two suits, and the outer one has written across the butt "Big Moe" which is the uniform/suit of a local catholic high school. They are both little teeny suits and he's showing an inch or two of asscrack as he methodically dries his feet. Then, he's literally drying every hair one by one, stretching for the ceiling (yipes). He polishes every corner of his torso with his towel as if he were applying wax to a sports car.
Then, he wraps the towel around his waist and drops the Speedos. Puts on boxers. Towel off.
"What a pussy" ...is all I gotta say.

God, I would have spooged all over the bench if it weren't for that towel.