Farewell old speedos

[packedspeedo]

I just went through my swimsuit drawer. And found ten speedos that I can't wear anymore. Very faded, ripped, holes, stretched, no string so it falls off when wet. Lots of memories there. They served me well. The oldest one is about 15 years old.

[speedorob86]

i have ones older than that! got to keep good care of them!

[clem]

For all my love of wearing speedos, when they wear out they are, to be cold...expendable. When the area down the buttcrack or the front on the package starts fading, it's time for goodbye. What do the mobsters say? It's nothing personal, just speedo business.

Often when one shows early signs of terminal wear, I'll use it for workouts until it's really ready for the wastebasket. I'm not too sentimental about old suits because I'm always looking forward to purchasing the next one.