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The wang

Post by ...:::sam:::... » Sun May 22, 2016 12:03 am

So Jace's pic of this incredible wang that looked like it would be at home in a torpedo launching tube got me wondering. Is this thing small, and what size is everybody elses rocket launcher when it's loaded and ready to go.

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So, as a every good university undergraduate does, Google research was recruited to get the facts on how big peoples wangs are. :lol:

Remember, because it's from Google then it must be true! Just like everybodies personal research of penis on porn gives an accurate representation, especially with such a significant sample size. :lol:
British Journal of Urology International,
Almost half of men in the study (45%) believed they had a small penis - yet the researchers reported that small penis size was actually rare.
I suspect the difference is the research considers small as outside of the 95 percentile range, where men compare to typical in the showers, gym, porn stars and donkeys.
The Nature-published paper included a table that listed previous findings on penis dimensions (see previous reports on penile dimensions).

Of the 16 studies they cited, from various countries, the earliest was carried out over a hundred years ago and published in 1899. They all arrived at similar average penis lengths:

Flaccid lengths ranged around 7 to 10 centimeters (2.8 to 3.9 inches)
Flaccid circumferences ranged around 9 to 10 centimeters (3.5 to 3.9 inches)
Erect lengths ranged around 12 to 16 centimeters (4.7 to 6.3 inches)
Erect circumference (only one previous study) was around 12 centimeters (4.7 inches).
But for a big wang thats still a big range of big wangs!

So, how exactly is a the wang measured... all of these years I thought measuring was from the tip of him down to the ground. My over inflated ego was destroyed badly when I saw the ISO standard for measuring penis. I'm guessing all of these upcoming engineers had to come up with some thesis to work on while chilling at the university bar and decided that standard penis measuring protocols would be a shit load of fun. From previous engineer thesis', a "shit load" is exactly 100m3 which is an overwhelming amount of fun!

Anyway, here is what they came up with.

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Remember... tip to the pubic bone, NOT tip to the ground!

So, the BJU took some measurements - Makes you wonder, how did someone become the chief wang measurer and how did that person get their subject into a "suitable" state.

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No doubt chief wang measurer did with the sheer passion and commitment for the job that Monica once had! :lol:

and so this is what the tape measure said in the research by the BJU, and this is why I think the researchers definition or small is different to others.

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from another study - note, this does not use the standard ISO wang measuring protocol, this one uses an "under the old fella" protocol so a slightly different average.

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and this also explains why the researchers give a range of what's normal rather than an average measurement.

So here it is...
A King's College London study published in the British Journal of Urology International found the average penis length – when erect – is just over five inches, or 13cm. The team was looking to find out what was "normal" in terms of length and circumference as it could help provide counselling for men concerned about it.

The scientists used 17 studies with measurements of over 15,500 men to determine average sizes when flaccid was 9.16cm in length and 9.31cm in circumference. Erect averages 13.12cm in length and 11.66cm in circumference.
I have to say, I really am surprised as these measurements are coming up at least 10" shorter than what my extensive porn sample shows! But what about the rest... are the lads out there built like a door knob or like a chop stick or maybe even like a 13.12cm can of Milo.
In terms of girth, the average circumference of a flaccid penis turned out to be 9.31 cm (3.66 inches), and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.

Furthermore, those at extreme ends of the spectrum were found to be much less common. For example, only 5 men out of every 100 have an erect penis longer than 16 cm (6.3 inches).
But we all "know" that some races are hung like Rasputin but most happen to not be from the Congo, so of that normal range, who's at the upper and who's at the lower range of normal, not that it really matters.

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But back to the researchers at the Uni bar... here is what their findings in the bathroom were:

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Please note that this bit of research was just out of interest rather than looking for any consequential outcome from it. That's what all good research is about. :lol:

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Re: The wang

Post by timinauckland » Sun May 22, 2016 3:22 am

What a shame that there's no gym for people to go to to train and bulk up their tools :lol:

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Post by budgybloke » Sun May 22, 2016 4:03 am

First of all Sam, that deserves a Ph.D.

Secondly, it can't possibly be correct. It has Aussies beaten by Kiwis by 0.3"

Now the only thing left is for us to adopt all the well-hung New Zealanders, just like we do with all their sports stars, famous actors, actresses, singers etc..... We'll win by hook or by crook. :lol:

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Post by ...:::sam:::... » Sun May 22, 2016 4:50 am

timinauckland wrote:What a shame that there's no gym for people to go to to train and bulk up their tools :lol:
Hanging weights would be interesting - hope nothing rips! :lol: :shock: :x
budgybloke wrote:First of all Sam, that deserves a Ph.D.

Secondly, it can't possibly be correct. It has Aussies beaten by Kiwis by 0.3"

Now the only thing left is for us to adopt all the well-hung New Zealanders, just like we do with all their sports stars, famous actors, actresses, singers etc..... We'll win by hook or by crook. :lol:
If the Aussies are 5.2" and those sheep shaggers are 5.5" then I think we should make the decision that these measurements are once again from the tip to the ground! :lol:

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Post by ...:::sam:::... » Sun May 22, 2016 6:41 am

Mitch wrote:Really blundgyblook sheep shaggers. That's not nice. And to think it's over the size of there penis
Its like a brotherly rivalry between Aus and NZ. Personally I feel that it is the one bit of data in this study that is incorrect. :lol:

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Post by Scottiebum » Sun May 22, 2016 7:04 am

A fantastic research paper there Sam! Good subject for your Phd?
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Post by Bullseye » Sun May 22, 2016 7:22 am

budgy,
don't feel bad about coming up short ( :lol: ) against your kiwi neighbors. You still beat the US by a tenth. And besides, I am sure that you, like me, represent an outlier to the data, on the upper end, of course!

Thanks Sam for the entertaining post. Perhaps you could convince forum members to submit their own data to add to the research. I am sure you would get 100% honest responses from everyone. Jace already submitted his!

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Re: The wang

Post by budgybloke » Sun May 22, 2016 2:30 pm

blundgyblook...? Sounds like a Dr Seuss character.

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Re: The wang

Post by Norfcountryboy » Sun May 29, 2016 8:17 am

...:::sam:::... wrote:Just like everybodies personal research of penis on porn gives an accurate representation, especially with such a significant sample size. :lol:
A few months ago I spent a cool evening on the internet and leafing through old porno mags to make a table of porn star cock sizes. Obviously accurate because it was on the internet! I'll post that table up when I get a chance because it's on my home PC. Until then feel free to guess what the average porn star cock size allegedly is...
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Re: The wang

Post by Norfcountryboy » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:27 am

Forgot to update, the average pornstar cock length out of a scientifically selected sample of guys-I-think-are-hot is 8 inches. Dunno if this is bone pressed erect length measured from the top using an engineering steel ruler* but as these are the figures I've seen quoted on the net they are surely accurate!

*You know those rulers that start from zero with a scale that begins right on the end, no one measures their schlong with a plastic ruler that starts a little way in do they because if so you are cheating yourselves out of a few precious thous of an inch!
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Re: The wang

Post by ...:::sam:::... » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:44 pm

Nice smooth wangs!
Norfcountryboy wrote:Forgot to update, the average pornstar cock length out of a scientifically selected sample of guys-I-think-are-hot is 8 inches. Dunno if this is bone pressed erect length measured from the top using an engineering steel ruler* but as these are the figures I've seen quoted on the net they are surely accurate!

*You know those rulers that start from zero with a scale that begins right on the end, no one measures their schlong with a plastic ruler that starts a little way in do they because if so you are cheating yourselves out of a few precious thous of an inch!
8"! Thats some dong!

Not as much as my 14" wang though. Here is my not engineering steel ruler for people that require "generous" measurements. :lol:

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