Speedo swimsuits are now illegal in the United States

[Matthew1987]

In most of the world, men wear speedos when swimming.

But in the United States, we know better. We landed a 1-ton rover on Mars in 2012; that makes us better than everyone else.

As we all know, women don't have sex drives, only men. Women hate it when men wear speedos.

Most of the time, men wear boardshorts here. But with competitive swimming, they wear speedos.

That is outrageous. The swimsuits that women often wear are stunningly scanty; they leave their legs completely uncovered.

Since men and women are sometimes in swimsuits together, this results in a big problem. When they hug, it results in their bare thighs touching. Women would never want that.

Not only that, some men wear speedos even at recreational pools. That is outrageous. The swimsuits that women often wear there are erotic; they often are almost naked. It's outrageous for men to be almost naked as well; if they cuddle in the pool, it's like having sex.

Today, the US passed legislation to deal with this problem, which went into effect today. It is now illegal nationwide for men to be in public with their legs uncovered, even if they're wearing a swimsuit.

Everyone knows that women are asexual creatures of purity. They never, ever would want to feel a man's bare body against theirs. :)

[DaveSpeedoEvans]

Matt,

Do you have any specifics on this mate?


Dave

[paspeedo]

Hahaha??

[Eaite Randjam]

I'm pretty sure its an April Fools joke guys XD

[spear]

Is this guy for real? Sounds like a late April fool joke.

[swimdude]

Is this guy for real? Sounds like a late April fool joke.

I agree you with ya spear.