Where should we put Matt's tattoo?

Eric · Post by **Eric** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:33 pm

if anyone cares vince has decided to get gwen stefanis face on his thigh. lol

bigbiGambleD · Post by **bigbiGambleD** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:38 pm

An interesting choice

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:41 pm

Yeah, I don't think I would have ever thought about that....

C · Post by C » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:16 pm

That would have never occurred to me in a million years.

K · Post by K » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:16 pm

Maybe with alcohol it might've

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:35 pm

Did you guys hear about the co-ed who went to a tattoo parlor and asked to have Abraham Lincoln tatooed on her inner right thigh?

Well, the guy does his best and the girl isn't really happy. The Tattoo artist decides to offer to do it again on her left thigh. She agrees and sits back, letting him get to work. After it is done, she is even more upset and doesn't think either look at all like Abraham Lincoln.

The Tattoo artist has worked hard for hours and is getting exasperated, so he makes the girl an offer. He says - I'll tell you what - I'll grab the next guy that walks by the door and ask him if he can recognize your tattoos. If he guesses correctly, you have to pay me - if not, then they are both on the house. The girl reluctantly agrees....

So, the Tattoo artist grabs the first guy who stumbles by, who just so happens to be a bit drunk. He brings him inside and has him look at the girls tats and asks him if he can recognize the faces ....

The drunk stumbles up to get a closer look and says....

"Well I'm not sure about the guys on the ends, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson..."

Ba-dum-dum....

bigbiGambleD · Post by **bigbiGambleD** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:30 pm

haha thats funny

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:34 am

You know - I just re-read this and some of the other threads (paying close attention to the dates...)

It would appear that the disscussion about what Matt should get was almost a year ago...

It would appear that Mattie has already gotten his tattoo - So, Mattie - help out us newbies - what did you get.... and where? I couldn't find any discussion on that. A pic would be nice too....

bigjay · Post by **bigjay** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:44 pm

Matt can have that tat, but I think the guy would look hot on me even though I can't see his face :D

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:16 pm

Well, if Mattie is stripping now, he should have something to "uncover" for the ladies for sure.... (I mean besides his impressive tool - or at least so I've heard...)

SpeedoMike · Post by **SpeedoMike** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:49 am

where to put it??? by now he probably grew tired of it and put it on the shelf in the closet!

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:05 pm

but I thought Mattie was out of the closet... lol

t0rn · Post by **t0rn** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:55 pm

Theres only one thing to say to that, Scotty. Oh snap.

K · Post by K » Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:43 pm

Wow were a strange bunch

bigjay · Post by **bigjay** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:45 pm

I'm still looking for clothes in my closet.

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:50 pm

nice comeback t0rn...

and BJ - if you cant find any clothes - thats fine - bring your naked ass over here and Im sure we can find something to cover you up... (although I must warn you it may feel more like skin than fabric...lol)

bigjay · Post by **bigjay** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:57 pm

As long as its warm.

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:08 pm

I'm 1/2 Italian - if that gives you any idea.... lol

speedo4u · Post by **speedo4u** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:10 pm

which half of you is italian, the top half or the bottom half

Scotty · Post by **Scotty** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:12 pm

Speedo4u - that depends... do you like sausage?